US EMBASSY LONDON

“five days sir” said the teller. It’ll be five days before I get my visa from SMS. "five days" she says again. My flight leaves on 4th January. I pay for my visa to arrive before 10am . It all seems possible, except new years eve and new years day and Saturday and Sunday are not counted as working days. If I don’t get my visa on 2nd or 3rd of January I miss my flight on 4th. It’s all a little tight. A little against the wire. Read more [...]

The phone number you have called is SWITCHED OFF

I meet Gil Lloyd at Artsadmin offices close by to Rivington Place at Toynbee Studios. We talk of America (where I am going for a residency in a couple of weeks). Gil passes me the forests worth of paper documentation that I need for the US Consulate. I bike home weighed down with the forest and with a dud sim card. It’s four PM. It’s been a hellish day. HELLISH. The sim is still not working. At home I root around and find my emergency PAY AS YOU GO PHONE. I have now got two phones charging – my STANDBY PHONE with a sim that won’t work and my PAY AS YOU GO PHONE with a number that noone knows. Read more [...]

One Word

There’s no tea and coffee in the hotel. I am now being picked up at 11.30am. I dial for a coffee. It costs me £7.50. Now I realise why there is no coffee nor tea in this four star hotel and spa. There is one way to describe that kind of manipulation – cheap. It is cheaper than a dingy bed and breakfast turning off the bath taps to save water. I make a note not to say anything as I pay my bill, such is my Englishness. Read more [...]

The Real Street Preachers

At 12 noon I check in to The Malmaison in Manchester as The lead singer of The Manic Street Preachers is checking out. In a couple of hours I arrive at the Rochdale Stepping Stones project for the homeless. “he’s here” growls Geoff whose voice sounds like he’s just eaten a bowl of sandpaper and finished it off with a fine Cuban cigar. It’s an open room full of homeless folk from Rochdale, some of the workers and myself. We work on poems, mainly the extended metaphor. It is not an easy concept to get over without it sounding either pretentious or distant but the group of about twenty are giving me space to try and communicate the idea. Read more [...]