You are not currently connected to any networks.  My remote wireless
connection won’t work because I am somewhere too remote. A backbone of
water  slithers behind the ship as it bows  out of the fjord from
Greenland. To each side  great warriors made of rock,  protectors of
landmass,  line the coast and watch us go quietly.  The ship
hums,  gallantly rises up and down as  waves dive to each side of
stern.