“Good Morning” says the security guard as I am ordered to stand against the wall. It’s 2.15am He glowers at me. He speaks with a menacing undertone . He does what the others did. He acts like I haven’t answered properly. Disorientation. “Here in Pakistan this is how we do things” he says I can barely hear him. I’m bending forward watching his eyes. I’m calculating what could happen to me in here. I stay calm.
“you must take shit in corner” he said. I’d already worked that out. I looked down to where he’d pointed and thought Hey guys if you want me to take a shit then happy days are here again. I’m taking a shit. There’s two things can relieve stress a good dump or a bottle of water and I already wanted both. I start to undo my belt. “no no no no” the security guards say. Were they messing with my head. He explains “No. I am going to probe your stomach.”
I latch my belt and the guard instructs “raise jumper” I rolled it up exposing my stomach and chest. I comply. “Higher” he says. Then “Show tongue”. All to check if I’d swallowed drugs. He stands in front of me, raises his fists and both hands draw towards my midriff. He probes my stomach, slowly and deeply. This is intense. It’s 2am. His fingers are fishing through the bile, squeezing my intestines. He takes ten minutes. He stops and starts again at different parts of my stomach area. My back touches the wall. And all I could think was now is not the time flatulation.
After this surreal fingering I’m instructed to pull down my jumper. “Why am I in Islamabad”. I realize I’m in the newspaper so I pull out the article from my shoulder bag. It’s the Tribune. And I show him the picture on the masthead. It’s a smug writerly vain anti-vain shot. He passes me the passport then shakes my hand.
Sherlock has already left and I’m instructed to do the same. The Lima and the Meerkat slink away. The two civillians disintegrate into thin air and the tall stomach prober becomes a willow tree. I’m outside the door collecting my bags. And everything seems normal. It’s as if none of this had happened.
I’m in the final queue at the top of the right hand column of the U the final hurdle of this horrific fifty yards sojourn into the airport. I’m tired and worried that the adrenaline leaving my body would leave me looking like I had swallowed drugs. A young man scurries past in airport uniform. I ask him if there’s a route for business class – I know there isn’t. Immediately he takes control and my bags and he skims me past the queue through the metal detector – again I am stopped for a final but cursory baggage check – onwards onwards to check-in where I was given my boarding pass and he left. I gave him 2,000 rupees. I didn’t care. I should have given him more.
I ascended the steps into the Emirates airport lounge but I couldn’t sit down. I was a suspect. I didn’t need anyone to tell me that. I knew it for myself now. And now I could see it everywhere. Sidelong glances. And there something strange happened. I lost my ticket. And then found it. And then ;ost it again and then found it again . And lost it again. So I unpack my shoulder bag. I go through every pocket and every pocket in my clothes not there, not there no there. Then I asked the receptionist if he’d seen it. I search the airport lounge. And then I find it in my pocket. I can’t seem to concentrate on where I put it last? I can’t concentrate at all.
Within thirty minutes I was on the plane. But I lost my ticket stub. I sat down in the wrong seat because I think the woman sat next to me has taken mine and I can’t ask her to move because I can’t properly communicate without thinking my panic has returned. So I don’t. I can’t speak. The air steward keeps thinking I have the name of the woman sat next to me. My belt isn’t properly tied. I’m sweating. I look like a terrorist. I feel like a terrorist.
The vegetarian meal is hers. It’s not mine. It’s hers. I keep thinking I’v lost my ticket stub. But what if I lost my ticket for the next part of the journey from Dubai to London. Too tired to think. If I lost my ticket they wouldn’t let me on that plane. Where’s my ticket. It’s in my bag. I feel wrong. I need to sleep. I put my headphones on. I take them off. I put them on again. I take them off again. As I put them on the pilot cut through a shock of white noise “ladies and gentlemen please stay calm. This plane is gong to be searched. We will not be leaving for some time”. Now my imagination really was playing tricks and I fell into an uneasy slumber as the plane tilted into the night sky.
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